The Conjuring has been reviewed just once.
The Conjuring (2013) - 5/10
I heard this was ace. It wasn't. I only managed to get through to the end without turning it off because I forced my girlfriend to watch it, and she never watches horror films, so watching her literally shit her pants throughout was worth a good giggle. She's probably traumatised for life, but it made me laugh, so fuck her. I even have videos if it. I could never show them to anyone or she'd have my balls, but they look a little like this.