The Captain has been reviewed just once.
The Captain (2017) - 4/10
All very German, this. And very war-y. You know, as in war-like, not wary, as in, wary. Although I suppose you could say it is wary throughout, as it's basically a little boy wearing an adult's uniform and acting the grown up. If you're into war shit, you'll enjoy it. I'm not really, so I didn't, to be honest. I kept just wishing I was watching Inglorious Basters which is a much better film and is much more amusing, which, in the end, distracted me.