Titan: The OceanGate Disaster has been reviewed just once.
Titan: The OceanGate Disaster (2025) - 5/10
If you thought the Titanic was the biggest thing ever to go down in the Atlantic, you clearly haven’t met Stockton Rush’s ego; a force so massive, no iceberg - nor no regulation - could deter it. This is a man that stared down the combined knowledge of marine engineers and safety regulators - not to mention the laws of fucking physics - and said, “No thanks, I’ve got a Xbox controller and a dream.” It's a cautionary tale narrated by hubris itself, dressed in a Patagonia fleece and armed with a PowerPoint presentation on "Why Regulation is for Cowards". He dismisses safety standards like a teenager refusing to wear a seatbelt because it kills the vibe. It's like watching Elon Musk trying to get to Mars by attaching rockets to an air fryer, using YouTube tutorials and whatever he can find in your dad's shed. The only thing he's pioneered are new methods of idiocy and catastrophic failure. What a fucking whopper.