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Abigail (2024) - 3/10

If From Dusk Till Dawn and The Exorcist had a baby, and that baby had fangs, tap shoes, and a taste for human jugulars, you'd get this film. Much like From Dusk Till Dawn, it quickly pirouettes from one type of film into an entirely different type of film, one that has lots of blood, lots of beheadings and lots of cheesy bad guys getting their comeuppance. Other people's kids are bastards; we all recognise that. And minding them is always a fucking chore, but at least, so far anyway, none of ever tried to end my shit altogether. Set in a gothic mansion full of hardwood floors and awful lighting choices, the vibe is good and the deaths are enjoyable... But, alas, I got bored, and off it went about an hour in. I suggest you just watch From Dusk Till Dawn instead.

Posted by Mike on Wednesday, July 23, 2025 / imdb / amazon

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