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300 has been reviewed a total of 5 times with an average rating of 8.

300 (2006) - 8/10

Would I shite fuck with a spartan, I mean, imagine u're out having a bevy and u pull some spartans bird.. You are in so much shit la.. These fuckers wouldn't even be phased by chuck norris.. Mind you, on second thoughts, they weren't THAT hard..

Posted by Willo on Monday, December 28, 2009 / imdb / amazon

300 (2006) - 8/10

We all know Spartans are hard, you want proof, ok they used bathe new borns in wine and leave them outside till they were 'inspected' if found to be weak or deformed they were cast into the 'Apothetae' (read big fucking chasm). There entire life envolved around war and fighting so no 'weaklings' were allowed. No honour was greater than death in battle, more proof? Look up the definition of 'spartan', indeed. And finally I only need to say "John-117", yes him, hes a 'Spartan' says it all really..

Posted by Phil on Friday, March 5, 2010 / imdb / amazon

300 (2006) - 8/10

"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Tuesday, December 7, 2010 / imdb / amazon

300 (2006) - 8/10

Belter movie, directed by snyder, pretty much page for page identical as well. So well brough to screen with similar "unknown actors" policy used with watchmen. Worked a treat. Few issues but overall great movie. Full on rock solid spartans and that persian king looked a beast.

Posted by Serial45 on Monday, December 28, 2009 / imdb / amazon

300 (2006) - 8/10

This is a film about a bunch of Spartan warriors, I'm not sure exactly how many but there's only a few, who take on the might of the Greek army. They still get pwned like, but it's the way they do it that makes it so entertaining.

Posted by Mike on Monday, November 30, 2009 / imdb / amazon

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