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Avatar has been reviewed a total of 5 times with an average rating of 8.

Avatar (2009) - 8/10

So Pandora looks like a pretty awesome place to live. Sure. However, what's with all this mate-for-life bollocks? What happens if you go out one night, have too many lagers, then wake up in the morning next to a fat horror? Well, you're fucked, my friend, because you're mated for life. You'd better get used to being on top, because there's not a chance in hell this fucking fat oaff will be cowgirling you any time soon. And Eywa won't do shit to help you either.

Posted by Mike on Friday, May 14, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Avatar (2009) - 8/10

Right, I hate the cinema, I cant lie down on a super comfy leather couch, I cant pause when i need a piss, I cant smoke, cant drink tea, etc. So you can imagine my horror at the idea of over 3 hrs in one. So we decided to go the whole hog, gallery tickets, 40 quid and 3 hours later I have to say it was far better than i thought. The 3d is overated and will defo end up a passing fad, story is good though, obviously special effects rock but I couldnt help think that for 300mil i wanted more.

Posted by Phil on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Avatar (2009) - 9/10

Oh well, Ł18.50 this cost for me and me bird to go and see and yano what, it was worth every muther fuckin penny.. Truly amazing cinema experience, bit of a sore arse but didn't get bored for one min.. Some of the 3D scenes are just incredible.. A must see, worth the extra for the 3D too..

Posted by Willo on Saturday, January 16, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Avatar (2009) - 9/10

Fuck me right up the foul pipe... This was amazin in 3D... I was watchin it thinkin this is the future of films... People were ducking in the cimema... Really good film.

Posted by Jim on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Avatar (2009) - 10/10

Fuck, this is the best film I have seen in 2009. I say this without hesitation. Most expensive film ever made. I can see why, the special effects where the best i've ever seen full stop. The storyline was epic, nothing what I expected, predictable in parts, but that's perfectly ok and makes it a great movie imo. I saw the 3D version and urge you all to make sure you do too. The bluray will be getting pre-ordered the day it's available. Already 24 in the top 100, 60% gave it 10/10. Get on it.

Posted by Serial45 on Thursday, December 24, 2009 / imdb / amazon

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