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The Transporter (2002) - 6/10

Put it this way, I bet The Transporter is really fuckin' good at Burnout Paradise. He drives in real life like he's constantly trying to beat his best lap time, and if anyone else thinks they're going to cross that imaginary finish line before him, then fuck them. This is definitely a film for the boys; girls won't like it, because, well, driving fast, smashing shit up and explosions don't really appeal to anything without a penis. Oh, and the bike-pedal scene is ace.

Posted by Mike on Monday, April 12, 2010 / imdb / amazon

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