Green Zone has been reviewed a total of 4 times with an average rating of 4.
Green Zone (2010) - 3/10
Imagine a hidden cave, a sacred hidden cave, hidden from man for thousands of years, guarded by monks, monks that are only spoken about in whispers and myths. In this cave, its walls sparkling the deepest green with emeralds, its floor layered in cushions so soft its like clouds, grows the original Ganja plant, from where royal Shivas blood once touched the ground, this is the Green Zone, its the most beautiful place on earth and this film has got absolutely fuck all to do with it. Its shit.
Green Zone (2010) - 5/10
This film is about as good as your average masturbation joke, and your average masturbation joke is, as you know, wank. What I mean is, it's not great. It's just mmm-yeah, which is a couple of mm's short of shit, if you catch my drift. Apparently someone made up lies about there being Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq just so America could get over there and jack themselves some oil. Well shit, that's a shock. If you want to see a good American war film watch The Kingdom or Black Hawk Down.
Green Zone (2010) - 4/10
Largely forgettable this about the war in Iraq and the hunt for WMDs..i wish they had found one in fact I wish they found ten and accidentally detonated them and levelled the shit hole.
Green Zone (2010) - 4/10
Once again an Iraqi war film which has the potential to push my buttons.. Unfortunately not, Matt Damon just doesn't fit in this role and its all a very predictable and basic storyline.. Hence I wanted to push my own buttons, to another channel.. I just get the impression that no-one could give a shit when making this movie..