Alpha Dog has been reviewed just once.
Alpha Dog (2006) - 4/10
Sitting through this entire film is sort of like cutting a steak with two spoons. What I mean is, it's really fucking difficult. It's like a horrible amalgamation of MTV Cribs and Tim Westwood's teenage years. All this 'yo, dawg' and shit coming from the mouths of rich white boys just doesn't sit well with me at all.