Priest has been reviewed just once.
Priest (2011) - 4/10
This is sort of what you'd get if Blade and The Book of Eli had film sex, although it would certainly be the runt of the litter. Now I don't know about you, but I'm currently imagining some hot, sexy love scene involving Denzel Washington and Wesley Snipes, and, oh my God, it's disgusting. They've got scented candles, slow, cheesy music playing and... Fuck... That is... Just wrong. Anyway, where was I? Oh right. This film ain't shit, if you know what I mean. No, I mean, it is shit, but it ain't shit! Is that right? I don't know. I can't understand these young people anymore with their backward language.