I Am Number 4 has been reviewed just once.
I Am Number 4 (2011) - 4/10
This is what I imagine Twilight to be like. I've obviously never seen Twilight, but you know what I mean. Sort of like what Dawson's Creek would have been like if Dawson had been a cheesy Jedi. It should have been called I Am Number 2, because that's what it is, a big steaming pile of number 2*. Basically, there's more chance of me winning the lottery than there is of me ever watching this again. And I don't even play the lottery.
* Shit. That means shit.