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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) - 6/10

Comparing this to the first Star Trek is a bit like comparing one-night-stand morning sex to the night before. You enjoy the first encounter so much that you're sure this will be as much fun. However, now you've lost your beer goggles, she's lost her alcohol-induced depravity, she's got no make-up on, the morning sun is highlighting her floors and her breath fucking stinks. It's still warm and wet though, so it's enjoyable enough, but really, deep down, you're thinking you could have had a steaming cup of tea in your hands now, rather than this beast's love handles.

Posted by Mike on Friday, May 17, 2013 / imdb / amazon

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