The Loved Ones has been reviewed just once.
The Loved Ones (2009) - 4/10
Seriously, fuck Australia. Not only does the most deadly everything on the planet live there, they also keep making these shite horrors. I don't know why I keep watching them. Really, I don't. What a dick'ead. This is basically about how bitches be crazy, but everyone knows that anyway. At points in this I felt a strange sort of envy for the Aussie Johnny-Depp-wannabe for all the suffering he was going through, because at least he was feeling something other than complete boredom.