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Jim has written a total of 167 reviews with an average rating of 6. Jim particularly liked Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), Heat (1995), King Of New York (1990), Taken (2008), Se7en (1995), The Shawshank Redemption (1994) and Predator (1987).

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13Hrs (2010) - 1/10

A cast that would struggle to get in for an advert for wotsits...this is really bad..couldn't fucking wait for it to finish..the slut form hollyoakes is in it..says it all really.

Posted by Jim on Monday, November 1, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Devil (2010) - 9/10

Loved it..couldn't believe how good this was..one of the best films of 2010.

Posted by Jim on Monday, October 11, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Deep Inside Celeste (2004) - 7/10

Dick in ass..dick in cunt..arse to mouth..cream pie...anal pie...double gape..spray gape..cum swapping...reverse sponk ...double shit bang..blood spray..fire in the hole...spunk evac.....not bad film this.

Posted by Jim on Friday, October 8, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Experiment (2010) - 5/10

A load of men volunteer for an experiment ..they basically all go to an empty prison were they become the guards and the prisoners....far fetched ..if this did happen then it wouldn't end up like this...largely frustrating film.

Posted by Jim on Monday, October 4, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Taking Of Pelham 123 (2009) - 5/10

John Travolta takes a train and its passengers hostage....ok in parts..let down by John Travolta and his stupid voice.

Posted by Jim on Monday, September 20, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Salt (2010) - 7/10

Didn't think id like this because I don't like hard woman..they don't fucking exist..i could batter every woman on this planet just ask my disabled wife...anyway..good story line and nice fight scenes ..thought Jolie was boss.

Posted by Jim on Friday, September 17, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Anamorph (2007) - 4/10

This film is trying to be like the masterpiece SEVEN but it falls short..some of the killings are nice and fucked up aDefoe looks old is this aswell... the ending is like having a tug and just when your about to fire your ma pops in year head...big let down.

Posted by Jim on Friday, September 17, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010) - 5/10

The prince and some princess have to save the dagger capable of releasing the Sands of Time...ok in parts but ruined by Jake Gyllenhaal ...he looks like a toby jug full to the brim of steaming hot piss.

Posted by Jim on Friday, September 17, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Last Exorcism (2010) - 1/10

There is not one part of this film that scared me..its about as scary as being attacked by Jedward.

Posted by Jim on Tuesday, September 7, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Kick-Ass (2010) - 6/10

Enjoyed it and enjoyed the mindless violence the kid does...worth a watch.

Posted by Jim on Tuesday, September 7, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Robin Hood (2010) - 6/10

Russell Crowe is robin hood and his accent is a fucking joke... the film is ok though... it does go an for a while but its worth a watch... Mark Strong is great again.

Posted by Jim on Tuesday, September 7, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Expendables (2010) - 4/10

Stallone looks like a melted welly...he cant act either..bored the fuck out of me this.

Posted by Jim on Tuesday, September 7, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Terminator Salvation (2009) - 8/10

This is great in blue ray..a proper film with amazing scenes...again spoiled by the voice of Madge Bishop sorry Christian Bale.

Posted by Jim on Tuesday, September 7, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Cemetery Junction (2010) - 6/10

I am not the biggest fan of Gervais but this film was good..some funny shouts and a good ending..defo worth a watch.

Posted by Jim on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 / imdb / amazon

La Linea - The Line (2009) - 1/10

The line has been crossed in the world of shite film making..what the fuck has happened to Andy Garcia Every film he is in lately is awful.

Posted by Jim on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 / imdb / amazon

New Town Killers (2008) - 1/10

The entire production team and cast should be made to sign the sex offenders register for life because of this film.

Posted by Jim on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Legion (2010) - 6/10

Enjoyed this film..the grandma bit is fucking funny as fuck.

Posted by Jim on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Jumper (2008) - 1/10

You're best watching this with a fucking Jumper over your head..utter shite.

Posted by Jim on Wednesday, August 18, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Wedding Singer (1998) - 2/10

Gayer than two gays gaying the fuck out of each other in a wendy house... I also fucking hate that fat faced rodent Drew Barrymore.

Posted by Jim on Wednesday, August 18, 2010 / imdb / amazon

We Own The Night (2007) - 4/10

A New York nightclub manager tries to save his brother and father from Russian mafia hit men...Sounded good when I read about this but it was very basic...does anybody else fucking hate Joaquin Phoenix? He looks likes he been stuck on the Graviton in Alton towers for years the spread faced cunt.

Posted by Jim on Wednesday, August 18, 2010 / imdb / amazon

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