Voodabay has written a total of 7 reviews with an average rating of 5. Voodabay particularly liked Tremors (1990).
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R.E.D. (2010) - 9/10
This is a great film unless you want to be the uber-critic who finds faults in everything except Matrix 1. Cast is undeniably fantastic, dialogue is brill and the action ranges from awesome to almost cheesy but gets away with it. Cracking film to watch with the missus, (or fella??) and it will make you laugh and entertained. Basic premise is a bunch of ex CIA agents in retirement come back to kick ass and they do - it's Die Hard vs Oceans 11 is the best way I can describe it. Worth your while!
Donnie Darko (2001) - 8/10
Donnie Darko is fantastic in my opinion. It's one of those films that if you understand what's going on you instantly have mega kudos/precedence over everyone else. It's an ego boost at the very least. Tobe brutally honest the storyline is proper fooked in the head but I really enjoyed it. Regards, Roger the Rabbit, on a major H down.
The Human Centipede (2010) - 4/10
Feeeed her! Feeeeeeed her! Looks like she was being fed as much crap as the audience. This 100% medically accurate film is trying to be shocking, but sadly is shocking in all the wrong ways. The crazy German, lonesome genius surgeon seems to have befallen the James Bond villain curse of managing to build a masterful hideout in the middle of nowhere, only to be ruined by his own need to be super-evil. It was always gonna be a long shot and they give it a good go but to be honest - why bother?
Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010) - 6/10
Watched this the other night and thought "wow - they covered all the aspects of the video game in the first 5 mins!" which they did - then it turned into every sand-based film ever made. Nothing particuarly wrong with it, so if you love sand, or sand-related action go knock yourself out. Had Sandy Toksvig been in it I would have rated higher (clearly).
The Box (2009) - 2/10
The box reminds me of a juvenile, filling a box with dog excrement, covering it with lighter fuel, setting it alight and posting it through a letterbox. Only the letterbox belongs to an empty, fireproof house. Starts exciting but peters out quickly with nobody caring and the only trace of it is a bad smell. Gotta be 2/10 from me.
Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (2009) - 1/10
This film is utter shite - and when I say shite I mean complete full on Tony Mowbray Celtic Transfer tactics shite. Only film me and the missus have both fallen asleep to. Watch the trailer on youtube and you will want to watch it - then regret doing it. 9/10 :) - sorry 0.9/10 :).
Tremors (1990) - 10/10
This is my favourite film of all time. It is the only thing I have in common with my girlfriend/fiancee of 12 years. For that reason alone I have to like it, but it really is awesome. I'm calling "Elephant Gun" and Victor Wong to encapsulate the true awesomeness of this movie - a "deffo" 10/10 - watch it with a smile on your face and a laugh in your heart - it's good for you.