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I sort of see this film as a cross between Hostel and Bloodsport.. Simple idea but quite unique. Feel sorry for the poor fucker involved but serves him right really..

Since the days of Predator and Alien, I have wanted a film to capture my attention and on the scale these films did. Many Hollywood knobheads have tried and miserably failed and after years of torture, sitting thru absolute horse shit movies with woeful acting and dire scirpts, this monster movie has restored my faith. It's scary, funny, interesting, detailed and very very well put together.. A must watch which could become a classic.. TRooooooooOOOLLLLLL !!!!

Watched this for like the 5th time the other night and the amount "oh fuck off, as if" moments were frequent and plenty. Still a good concept though and a decent rollercoaster action jaunt..

This is a movie I won't be forgetting anytime soon. Brutal, real and intensely addictive, Tony will give you weird fucked up dreams I guarantee. Oh and you'll defo see that loner in work with the dodgy haircut in a different light after watching this film. Must see, an hour long insight into insanity !!

Didn't mind this yano, put it this way, it kept me bird happy for 90 mins, for that alone... Thankyou Gervais.

Ok, this movie isn't gonna win any action awards but I really enjoyed it.. Few nice little twists and excellently paced, not too short or epically long.. Fucks with your head a bit but that's totally the idea.. As previously mentioned, not for the ladies but they can get so much housework done in 1hr 30mins that everyone's a winner !!

Don't you just love Dragons.. As scary as they are, a big part of me wishes they were real and still around today. Imagine how entertaining the walk home from the boozer would be !! If this film was on for 4 hours I think I'd still watch it again and again.. Sets an incredible atmosphere and looks great..

Will remain one of the most memorable movies of my generation.. So dirty and repulsive and yet so light hearted and hilarious in parts.. Suppository in the toilet scene is just so unique you won't believe what you're watchin !!

Superb film throughout, Maaaaaattttt Daaaamon shines as a troubled genius and Robin Williams doing another serious role which personally I think he should do more of.. Gets quite emotional aswell..

"HE SLIMED ME !!!" I must've repeated that line about 500 times when I was a kid.. I would've given my nut sack to be a Ghostbuster.. It never happened though and ghosts arent real anyway.. But if they were, who the fuck you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS !!!!

If I get made to work over Christmas then this is the kinda shit you're gonna see !!! It's nothing that we haven't sorta seen before but its done well and it's pretty fuckin scary. Thing is, there are crazy fooks out there who actually do very similar shit to this so beware people and always were your bulletproof vest when shopping at Morrisons !!

If you're not the biggest fan of poker, you'll love this film. If you like poker, then you're gonna cream your kecks boyo !!! They say that the popularity of Texas hold 'em increased considerably after this movie was released.. It shows the game in a very glamourous way when also showing the lows that can be experienced, the oh so fucking lows, oh my god whyyyyy did I go all in on a pair?? Thats it I've lost the house and the car.. "C'mon luv, lets get you workin the streets again" I love poker!

Ya know what, after seeing the tree in my garden come back to life, I'll believe anything !! I think I'd class this as a sort of apocalyptic movie which is right up my street.. As always, spoilt a bit by the hype but does the job.. Some good deaths tho, which is always a treat.. Sick fuckers aren't we ?

This is one weird, fucked up, made with a tenna movie.. Honestly, I cant stress how much my mind flexed when watching the Tony Manero wannabe strut his stuff.. I'd had a smoke, granted but this fucks with your shit.. Strange..

I always remember watching this an being mentally destroyed when that bird gets killed.. Dunno why, just did.. Crazy huh ? Proper cheesy sci-fi bug killin movie.. Good fun.. Pretty dated now though..

Really good movie, I sometimes struggle with films set in this era but this is kept cool as fuck with the handsome Dans taking lead.. Amazing story which as previously mentioned is a bit obvious.. If you havent seen it then abracadbra a copy from Piratebay.. Daadaaahh !!!

If you haven't seen this movie then I assure you, you're missing out.. Somebody told me it was boring in parts, err, don't agree. Thought it was paced brilliantly and full of action.. Dicaprio was outstanding, in fact so were the whole cast, bar the lead female. Really opens your eyes to what goes on too..

Ok, so the Americans are saving the day once again in the middle east, but this time its different.. They're not knobheads !! Shaky camera shots throw you into the environment and make u realise how shit scary it can be over there when a gang of dirty suicidal terrorists are on your case..

I cannot believe this movie slipped through my net, absolutely loved it, from beginning to end. Adrian Brody's performance is second to none and I dont think I've ever felt more sympathy for a middle aged male character ever before. The movie is a sort of cut down diary of the famous Polish pianist, Wladyslaw Szpilman over several years during the Nazi invasion of Warsaw and it's so deep, deeper than a Amsterdam whores love tunnel.. Seriously tho, free yourself for 2 1/2 hrs and immerse yourself.

Once again an Iraqi war film which has the potential to push my buttons.. Unfortunately not, Matt Damon just doesn't fit in this role and its all a very predictable and basic storyline.. Hence I wanted to push my own buttons, to another channel.. I just get the impression that no-one could give a shit when making this movie..

Good laughs all round, oh and your bird will like it too, Top Banana !!!!

Raw, Brutal, and very believable until about halfway thru (dont wanna spoil it).. Loads better than all the recent footy hooligan films which all stemmed from this.. I still remember all the characters and havent seen it for years..

So the sort of follow on but officially not a sequel to arguably the best sci-fi monster movie ever made, has been released.. I honestly nearly jizzed in my kecks when I heard about this but I'll admit, I managed to keep the involuntary ejaculation to a minimum when I actually watched it.. This had somethin that nearly all the other movies lacked, Predators !! You actually got to see them on their own turf.. As previously mentioned, bad choice with Adrian Brody but Ill let them off.

As previously mentioned, the 'fookin prawn' shouts are what you'll remember most from this film.. It's a seriously mad concept and that may be the problem, its like a pisstake movie.. Kept me watching tho, worth a blimp..

I'll admit I fell asleep for approximately 3 mins towards the end but apparently I missed nothin.. Which sorta sums up the movie.. You could quite happily live your pathetic little life not seeing this movie and you really wouldn't be any worse for it.. It's ok but its a shit script and therefore when the costume/scenery novelty wears off then I'm afraid u become slightly bored. The missus loved it, I fell asleep.. Nuff said..

A movie full of mini stories which is brilliantly put together for a tearful climax.. Just like my favourite porn-compilation dvd.. Oh and apparently, according to this movie, any white cop in America can just grab any African-American fanny at random, mad eh?

Oh how much I wanted to be a part of this film.. It was just sooo cool when I was a kid.. Obviously now I've grown up and wouldn't dream of abusing Her Majesty's fine road network.. Hmmmm.. Really stupid but still makes me laugh..

I used to love this film but Tom Cruise is such a cunt I just won't watch it anymore !!

Now let's get somethin outta the way I luuurve werewolf movies, so this had the potential of becoming one of my faves.. Good strong leading actors, excellent spooky settings which really built an atmosphere and an excellent traditional storyline but yano what, it just didn't amaze me.. Some good original killings and keeps you entertained, just.. The werewolf costume's were only just scarier than M.J Fox tho so that was a let down.. Worth a watch tho..

Oh well, we heard it had a twist and a twist it has but I guarantee no-one will guess it.. If they do, they've cheated !! Can't wait to watch it again, Denzel, yet again is addictive to watch. He's just always got somethin interesting to say.. Will be purchasing the dvd, excellent movie..

Ok its not gonna win any Oscars, of that I am certain but its better than a lot of the shite out there, which I suppose doesn't stand for much in this day and age.. Right I'll try this again.. Overall, not bad, worth watching with the lads, some good killing scenes and not the worst story ever told.. How old is Rhona Mitra anyway, tight as lad !!

Ok so everyone's got a wide on for Vampires at the moment and all the films are much the same and quite average but this is different. It's a really spooky film with a decent idea behind it. I just remember watching it thinkin how absolutely fuckin terrified I'd be if I was in that situation.. I'd rather be bummed by a polar bear!!

Great light hearted, British comedy set in the 80's. Involves quite a lot of male stripping. Now before you right it off lads, its actually very funny with a great soundtrack and these semi naked men wont be making you feel insecure, not like those Chippendale twats !! Although I've heard they all have small cocks.....on their heads !!

Another 80's classic which I will always watch if on tv.. The character's are amazing, Tackleberry and Jones (make any noise with his mouth) being my personal favourites.. Timeless stupid comedy that I reckon even my grandkids will laugh at. (I'm 31 with no kids by the way)..

HaHaHa.. Talk about far fetched !! This really does take the piss so it'll make you laugh if nothing else.. Decent film all round but I stress, if you want a serious kidnap film dont bother with this.. Its just action, violence and swearing.. Love it !!

Better than I expected if I'm honest, spooked me out and had finger nail marks in my hand off the girlfriends silverback like grip. All gets a bit stupid in parts but more 'authentic' than Paranormal Activity. Of course in the US, everyone's been abducted by aliens so this is probably just the average American daily diary..Nice !!

Think of Indiana Jones 'vs' Deep Impact, are u thinkin? Can't do it can ya? This is why this movie doesn't really work that well. If you do a movie about the end of the world and include some of the best Tsunami/Volcano/Earthquake scenes I've ever seen, then please, keep it serious! Don't have unqualified amateur pilots flying planes under falling skyscrapers and floating trains! Bit of a shame.

I haven't seen this movie in a good few years and its time to revisit a classic. Brutal, funny and very entertaining. I must see, not for all the family!

You can't get more sneaky than a ninja, you just can't !! Now there were times when I still lived with my parents when I myself thought I was a ninja.. This was usually about 3am on a Sunday morning after a heavy session and multiple controlled substances tryin to get to my bedroom in total silence.. Learning to be a ninja is hard and painful but its not a patch on getting caught wide eyed on the stairs by Ye ma.. Decent movie btw..

So much fun this movie, loadsa top zombie kills and loadsa laughs at the same time.. I just can't get enough of zombie films and this doesn't disappoint.. Don't expect anything '28dayslaterish' here tho, just a good way to pass some time..

Gonna stick my neck out and say this isnt that bad.. Ok it tries to be as clever as the earlier movies and fails gloriously on that front and just sorta confuses you but some of the killings are decent.. Where else do you get to see someone being injected with acid and melting before your eyes.. Worth a brief watch..

This really does a good job of making you feel uneasy.. Still can't understand why Kevin Bacon was cast for this role but he surprised me and pulls it off quite well and keeps it rather convincing.. Good story which will have the missus gripping you tightly to the point of strangulation..

So another Zombie flick so being a big fan of the flesh eating undead I thought I'd give it a whirl.. Probably would've been better off just leaving Road Wars on.. Really low budget, 70s like run of the mill horror.. Only watch if nothing else on.. The escaped soldier who goes on a solo zombie extermination mission is absolute class..

As previuosly mentioned I do feel strongly that a movie such as this one with so much dialogue coming through the speakers, should be watched with english dubbing.. Shit still gets scary though and its a rollercoaster ride of a movie, very tense..

DONDE ESTE ?? DONDE ESTE ?? I think I was dreaing that last night.. After seeing the original I had high hopes and I was sort of satisfied.. Story went differently to what I expected and there lies my problem...I think... I dont wanna spoil it but part of me feels it may have been better by just being a zombie movie.. Still some great MDK's and acting is mostly brilliant, not so sure about the 'medical officer' with the long stupid face though.. Mind you, I think I'd be pulling a stupid face too.

If I'm totally honest I think this is one of the best crime thriller/horror/sick as Fuck films I've ever seen.. It just does it all so well and the amount of tension built in various scenes throughout the movie is nearly enough to snap your banjo.. Acting is exceptional across the board and the story will grip you like nothing else.. Some people won't agree with my 10/10 but I ask them to think back to the 1st time they watched this movie and tell me u weren't amazed.. A must see..

Hmmmmmmmmmm, ok I'll give it a JUST above average score.. Just another remake which could have been so much better.. I mean if ya gonna mess with an absolute Sci-fi God of a film like this, don't start with casting that big nosed, scientology Fuck up Tom Cruise.. Some good effects but average in this day and age..

One of the 80s films that really stands out.. Most girls prob won't even know what it is but it caught my imagination in such a way that I would try to hack into the USA mainframe on an inside out cornflake box with qwerty and an enter button drawn on it in black marker.. And people say nowadays that kids are spoilt?? Fuck yeah !!

So who else do you cast to play a zero charisma alien who needs to polish up on his communication skills? Keanu Reeves of course, must've been a walk in the park for this surf dude. Starts off well, slows down in the middle then crawls to a pace slower than stop.. Could've been so much better..

Imagine Godzilla, now imagine Godzilla on anabolic steroids trained by Chuck Norris and you're close to the wee beasty that manages to level New York in a very small amount of time.. I enjoyed this and I reckon u will too..

Pretty much of the same as last time to be honest.. Just not as good, keeps it open for a third too..Oops, Spoiler!! As if u wouldn't have guessed it.. Should've just left it alone after the original , which was quite descent, sorry I mean decent.. I'm quick me aren't I ?

This movie really is a classic, now u may be thinking, how is this a classic, its only a few years old. However, the first rule of fight club is that this movie was a classic in everybody's hearts the first time they saw it.. 30 years from now your grandkids will watch this and think its ace.. Top, top acting..

I don't read many books but it just so happens that I've read this a few times when I was younger.. Not a good idea if you scare easy.. Film is just fantastically scary, Pennywise is without doubt the scariest clown ever imagined..

Now even tho I'm a massive Terminator fan I just wasn't looking forward to this, I was, however, very pleasanty surprised.. The fact that Terminator 1+2 were so good and that 3 was so bad I can't even watch it all the way thru, would make u believe that this edition would ultimately follow suit and just be thrown together for more box office robbery.. In fact its a superbly filmed and well put together Sci Fi blast.. Actings not bad either, bring on the next one I say..

Oh well, loads of hype and I've gotta admit, I was a bit underwhelmed.. Like most people, I guessed the ending quite early on and promptly blurted it out to the girlfriend, probably spoiling the film for her too.. Defo worth a watch but not the most challenging of movies by any means..

Oh dear, watched this on my own last night.. I actually shed a tear, the first 10 mins of this film are heart-braking.. Good film throughout to be fair.. Brilliant characters, defo worth a watch..

This wasn't as bad as I expected, bit of a weak story but quite a few jumpy bits.. Kept me.entertained, just.. Also got a couple of ' I'm scared ' cuddles off the missus and we all know how good a cuddle is..

So where do I start with this review? At the end of course.. Excellent film that made my head hurt a bit the first time I saw it, gets a lot better second time round, which is very rare with any movie..

I would've described this film as a pleasant surprise but due to the sensitive subject matter I couldn't be more wrong.. I score it a 6 but the.missus thought it deserved more, I nearly agreed but then I remembered she thought " The Holiday " was a 10 out of 10.... 6 it is then, ahem..

How can I put this... t.h.i.s f.i.l.m. i.s. s.h.i.t. Not even a moderately decent piece of shit, more like a small mound of cold sloppy dogshit actually.. I hate Clive Owen because of this movie..

Whenever I hear of this movie all I can think about is the fuckin Jackal.. That is one scary, horrible, fucked up creation.. Proper stuff of nightmares.. The rest of the ghosts aren't bad either.. One of the SMDK's (SUPERNATURAL MURDER DEATH KILL'S) is brilliant..

Really good tense sci-fi horror which Id recommend to all.. I'd describe it as a cross between The Descent and Aliens, its that simple and let's be honest, that's not a bad thing now is it? Creatures are just great, hard to be original with monsters in this day and 'CGI' age but these are scary relentless bad ass sword wielding mutants.. Will be watching this again soon..

I'm quite sure I would've scored this lower if I'd read the book but I only read half of it... don't ask !! Anyway, the films not bad, certainly not the epic which the promotional campaign suggests.. Worth A watch, just the once tho..

"You are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth, you are not even human fucking beings, you are nothing but unorganised rabastic pieces of amphibian shit !!" I mean come on, thats absolute put down poetry.. The Gunnery Sergeant's quotes are by far the best part of the film but yano what, you dont mind cause they really are that good..Now sound off like you got a pair !!

Bit of a soppy one this but a decent watch all the same.. Bit like rainman on steds.. Oh and aliens not Autism.. We all clear on that now.. That's right, it's nothing like Rainman.. Ignore me.. FML.

Broke boundries special effects wise, I remember just watchin it over and over.. T-1000 (Robert Patrick) was the ultimate adversary for Arnie..I mean what do you get to fuck a Terminator?? A liquid metal poly alloy Terminator of course !!

Near-indestructable killer robot is sent back in time on an assasination mission.. The target, pretty young blonde, Sarah Connor.. Now if the target happened to be, let's say me, something tells me I'd survive for about 5 mins.. However, Miss Connor is different, she's the mother of the saviour of the human race.. No not Jesus, John Connor !! The fate of the human race hinges on her survival and the birth of her not yet concieved son..It's easier if you just watch it..Ahem..

Better than most of the American comedies with a few proper big laughs !!

One of my childhood classics.. Smartass kid pulls off the ultimate blag to bunk off school.. I wanted to be Ferris Bueller..

You sort of expect this to be a run of the mill thriller especially with that wanker in.. Alas, its not, its original and very tense.. Well written and surprisingly good acting.. Defo worth a watch..

I reckon someone was living out their own little fantasy with this la.. its like somethin u watch on your own on a Saturday night streamed straight from youporn! Fucking awful film and if u watched this with a bird I don't reckon you'll see her again.. only decent parts are where they try to show how a vamp would experience sensory overload".. really not worth it tho."

Boss, spooky jumpy film.. hated few of the actresses hence my rating, otherwise really good idea and executed well, u get a real sense of claustrophobia and the things" are shit scary.."

I just dont know what happened to this movie.. I really am confused.. Did I miss something? Let me first explain that I am first and foremost a horror fan but any warfilm usually comes in close behind.. After watching 10 mins I thought, is right, another classic.. To say the rest of the film was an anticlimax is a huge understatement.. I just dont see the point in it.. Very weak and very boring.. Dont believe the hype.""

Went the cinema not really knowing much about the big man himself and absolutely fookin loved this.. Joachin or Juachim or whatever he's fuckin called Pheonix, is just brilliant.. Quite a gripping story and keeps you entertained throughout..

Ok, I watched this the other night, it was about midnight when I put it on and the missus was asleep on the couch so I donned my new headphones and sat back for the ride.. Now most good films have a very memorable scene, but this has one every 5 fuckin minutes..The final battle goes without sayin but the Sam vs Spider" battle is second to none.. A true classic fantasy film which I will still be watching many years from now.. Favourite character has gotta be the Dwarf!!"

FUUUUUUCCCKKINNNN YEEEAAAAHHH !!!! Predators hunting Aliens, Aliens hunting Predators and humans, humans running around like headless chickens.. This had the potential to be in my top 3.. It isn't... In fact, it's not even in my top 100.. I reckon many sci-fi fans felt deflated after watchin this.. just like me..

Has a strange effect on me this movie, I kinda become mesmorised, cant move, wont move, must get drink from kitchen but cant take eyes off screen !!! I've always rated this highly due to this fact.. Just a great story of how strange life can be and how weird people really are.. Some really good performances with a bit of a dramatic ending..Must see.

Oh yeah, now this is how u take everyone by surprise.. Didn't know anythin bout this beforehand and I suggest you do the same..

loved it, simple as that... Just what I expected, nothing more, nothing less..

Dont ask me why but I've always been a huge Bill Paxton fan, every part he plays I really connect with and enjoy.. However, not only is he amazing in this, he directs the bastard too which I was very shocked to learn.. Superb idea (dont wanna spoil it) and rightly so recieved immense praise from James Cameron, Sam Raimi and Stephen King..

One of the biggest let downs ever !!!!!!! It's as if they thought, well we've made our money now, can anybody actually be arsed making this movie and finishing the story.. Shit !! People will object with me here who are big fans but I stand by my review...SHIT SHIT SHIT !!!

This was never gonna compete with the original but it stands up very well.. Not as gripping as the 1st but good effects keep you entertained enough.. Worth a watch, Neo's still fit as fuck !!

Fuckin wow !! I had loads of bad expectations for this for some reason, didn't expect it to live up to the bond standard.. But it really really did.. Packed with action, gadgets and all done in a totally cool as fuck way.. Best thing about it, Bond is now hard as fuck !!

Watched this on the plane on a depressing flight home from sunny Cyprus.. Kept me entertained, decent action.. Then watched it again on a big screen in Hd with the lads and it was a whole better film.. Defo worth a watch!

Ok it's very similar to Taken, but then again it's so different !! You've just gotta watch it and enjoy it.. Really good film but the ending just lets it down slightly and I do mean slightly.. Quite a few, "WHAT THE FUCK" moments that you'll defo remember, quite gory but ont up to Jigsaw standards just yet !!

Oh well, Ł18.50 this cost for me and me bird to go and see and yano what, it was worth every muther fuckin penny.. Truly amazing cinema experience, bit of a sore arse but didn't get bored for one min.. Some of the 3D scenes are just incredible.. A must see, worth the extra for the 3D too..

Good old Chucky eh? Caught my attention when it was released but I grew up and was quite disappointed when I watched it the other night.. Still a decent laugh tho..

Oh fuck, oh fuck.. Why did I watch this fuckin film.. Oh god, I'm feeling lower than a Monday morning after a bender.. If you're a dog lover or had to put a dog down recently leave this well alone.. I actually got emotional over this shit.. Poor dogs la.. They should live till 50.

Was put on to this movie by a friend, some fuckin friend he was, didn't tell me about it for years !! So so slick and smart.. Glad I bought it on Hd-dvd before it went out of stock.. Forever in my collection!!

Oh my god, how long does this go on for?? I shaved my balls 3 times watchin this! Ok, the Bullock looks tidy but she plays her usual knobhead dozy character.. It's years old but I only watched it last night, shoulda just left alone..

I actually wanted to give this a 9 but some of the acting is a bit suss at times.. Otherwise this movie is fucking excellent, I mean where the fuck did it come from?? I just remember renting it one night with me bird and I was blown away.. Loads of lovely little twists and side stories.. Very entertaining indeed..

A perfect example of how a film can make u feel old.. I recall this movie using cutting edge special effects, hard as nails serious" actors and a flawless script.. My memory must be shit coz this film is now a let down.. Still watchable but you'll be hiding behind your cringe cushion.."

I reckon the local video rental shop made a killing from me renting this in my early school years!! Fucking brilliant !! Dont care how old and how cheesy, it's just fucking brilliant !! It's a must see classic.. Look out for the beserker type thing, quite unnerving.

Ok, put your hands up if u wanted to flush a baby alligator down the bog after seeing this movie!! Proper 80's classic with not the worst effects and loadsa tension to boot.. Wedding party is a bit blag due to people suddenly forgetting how to run then getting eaten by the beast..Good fun if u haven't seen it..

Ok, to me this is the ultimate kids film.. I say kid's film but I'm sat on my couch right now at the grand old age of 31 waiting for said movie to start.. Impeccable acting throughout and Roald Dahls imagination is just a pisstake.. 'augustus, save some for later'.

Had the potential to be very far fetched, which I suppose it is, or is it? I mean I could honestly see somethin similar in the next 50 years! Just ok, but kept me entertained..

Now let's get something straight, I wasn't a faggotty kid, not much scared me.. I'd walk home across fields, parks, alone and in the dark.. Never had a problem, then I saw this movie.. For years after, if alone at night my head would be on a fucking swivel and if I'd strayed from the path under a full moon, well fuck.. I'd just piss my pantys there and then! Exquisite special fx..

As mentioned by Mike on previous post, these are probably the best on screen zombies ever to scare the shit out of us.. Better than the first movie, lot more jumpier!! Rage rules..

Would I shite fuck with a spartan, I mean, imagine u're out having a bevy and u pull some spartans bird.. You are in so much shit la.. These fuckers wouldn't even be phased by chuck norris.. Mind you, on second thoughts, they weren't THAT hard..

Honestly, I dont think any footage I have ever seen has moved me more than this.. It the closest you'll get to knowing what it was like to be in that place on that day. Truly shocking, incredible piece of film edited brilliantly.. All credit to the 'balls of steel' cameraman for keeping it rolling..

Funny shit la, watch the uncut, 'normal' version.. It's so different to the tv edit you so commonly see.. There's a coke snorting scene, how fuckin mad is that.. Obviously not suitable for bbc1 at 3pm on xmas day with ya nan is it..

You just gotta love this film.. Proper dad and lad film this.. Mum go do the tea, the boyz are watching clash of the titans!

Very pleasantly suprised by this.. Proper boss jumpy bits that u sorta know are comin but still good.. I always check my tray clip thing when I get on a plane now too..

Really fell for this movie.. Thought Clint was amazing playing the grumpy old racist war vet.. Defo recommend..

Watched this the other night and it actually made me feel festive.. Absolute classic family movie with the cutest, funniest creatures on screen, alongside ewoks of course.

Used to love it, but I've watched it again and again... And again, and again.. Get's a bit repetitive..

Quite a few big laughs this one, casting I thought was excellent.. Waking up in the apartment scene is ace..

What a fucking crazy ass fucker.. I couldn't believe this when I saw it.. And i thought driving thru delamere forest was adventurous!

Proper 80's atmosphere about this.. Lead actor is one scary fucker who I would avoid like the plague in real life..

Oh come on, this you need to see this.. U really need to see this.. More swearing than an episode of kitchen nightmares but a magnificent movie..

Thought this was gonna be one cheesy motherfucker of a film but it was amazin! It had a weird effect because as I was watching it had a hallucination of a baby being thrown onto a fire! It had to be my imagination coz no-one would dare put that on screen, or would they? Proper gory!

Beach landing scene is something quite special which has to be seen, even if a little disturbing and very graphic.. Should be shown in all secondary schools as part of history.. Try and make all these ungrateful little shits realise what the grandparents fought for..

No surprise in that our 'weird as fuck' Quentin comes across once again.. I was still enjoying it after 2hours in.. Not what u expect at all but brilliant..

Think I watched this about 6 months ago and I'm still not quite ready for a re-run yet.. Very very dark and fucked up, which is exactly how I felt after watchin it.. All that aside, highly recommended..

A timeless classic, I recently bought this for 2 quid in Asda or some other moneygrabbing supermarket.. 2 fuckin quid for this movie, I mean for that price, everybody should own this movie.. A powerful movie experience..

Bit fucked up but defo recommended.. Brass is Kobe Tai I think.. All a bit stupid but good fun!!

If you haven't seen this film then u're a tit... Or blind? So much stupid comedy but all good festive fun.. Joe Pesci as the bungling burglar is spot on..

A perfect example of how good CGI can be, and how good it's gonna get.. This is eye candy at it's best.. Would've been much better if taken a bit more seriously but then again it is a kids cartoon series from which it takes it idea..

I used to love paddling in the sea as a kid, then I grew up a bit, watched this film and never comfortably set foot in salt water again.. An absolute classic in movie history..

Very enjoyable, festive, feel good film even for an ultra hard macho bastard like myself.. The airport arrivals shots were all genuine which sorta makes you feel that the worlds not such a bad place after all..Then some cunt blows himself up in a marketplace in Iraqistan and you fall back to earth with bump..

Ok so you get put under house arrest for whacking your dickhead teacher. Now to me, this just wouldnt be hard.. Xbox live, crisps, Robinsons juice,TV and the internet, what else do u need? Now take all those things away. I would go fucking mental !! Serious !! What are u left with other than to perv on the fit neighbour, cue the film..Quite funny actually and the start is brutal believe it or not..

This was always gonna be a winner, especially with me anyway.. CGI'd to death but gets away with it well.. Some breathtaking scenes, the part where the giant insects attack rocks !!

Another classic swashbuckling adventure from the sinbad series.. Brilliant animation, especially the baboon and bronze minotaur.

True account of the life of Aileeen Wuornos, one evil, weird mother-fucker !! Proper ugly too !!

Never seen this film but it's getting a 5/10 just for the title..This is not porn, just a brilliantly named film which I had to share with you.

Fucking Brilliant, know every word.. This movie is still a big hit with kids and it's SEVENTY fuckin years old.. I need a flying monkey too !!

"In English", "What the Fuck?" I still laugh my tits off at that scene!! The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.. YOU WILL enjoy this movie !!

Big laughs, total pisstake of the zombie classic.. The zombie girl scene in the garden cracks me up..

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant..I dont think I've ever met anyone who didn't like this movie..I wouldn't want to be there friend anyway!!

Weak, very weak.. So weak in fact I think Steven Hawkins would beat it in an arm wrestle.

Another CGI fest, not as good as the first but still loadsa good battles..

I know I've used this phrase before but on this particular occasion, I mean it, I could've done a better job with that movie.""

A bit disturbing, in fact very fucking disturbing! Bit of advice, dont watch on a first date, or second or third..

Not what I expected at all, amazing film which I loved, characters were cast brilliantly.. Watch out for the news clip, shiver down your spine time!

Great effects, beckinsale lookin f2f, hard as fuck Van Helsing !! Boss!!

I was forced into watching this by the g.f.I dont think I've forgiven her yet.. Very average, in fact no, very below average.

A very memorable and enchanting but also such a powerful and disturbing movie.. A must see from del Toro, do yourself a favour and watch it in HD..

Everyone knows the film because of Heath Ledger etc. Blah, blah but everybody does a good job in making this an awesome film, even if ya not a batman fan..

Truly incredible piece of film, I really do mean that.. This shit will never leave your mind, coming up to 40 years old and still an absolute masterpiece.. Not for the faint hearted.

Mmmmm, always worth a watch !!

I score this as I do because, well quite simply I cant remember a better childhood feel good family adventure movie.. This did it with bells on, I still remember every single word, "fifty dowler bills, fifty dowler bills".

Scary, Scary, Scary.. Lights off, volume up hold on to your teddy coz u are gonna shit in your pants!! One of the best horrors for years!!

Put it this way, they phrase "death by stereo" is used, cool as, imaginative, great characters, a classic family friendly vampire flick!

Couldn't believe what I was seeing on screen at first and it was all backed up with an incredible storyline that turn your head to mush in a good geeky way.. A classic!

Top of most peoples list, but prob not mine, still such a truly amazing movie, touching and powerful.. Always good a second time round too coz there's so much to absorb.. Acting at it's best, deserves its recogniton.. Still dont like the sisters tho!

REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM !! Very good scared the shite out of me as a kid and still makes me feel uncomfortable now..

Very slow movie which just idols along and eventually depresses you, still strangely quite enjoyable tho..

The story we all know well told in a big bad ass budget kinda way.. I actually went twice to the cinema to see this and I'm not afraid to say.. Looks amazing and the love shit throughout is easily ignored, just make a brew when it gets soppy..

This made me want to be a fighter pilot, and sing You've lost that lovin feelin" to a bird in a pub.. Ace-Ace-Ace!!"

Bit of a long one but there's nothing wrong with a long one now is there? Decent movie, considering the setting.. Decent acting all round, one to watch with the missus with a big bag of maltesers!!

Could see what they were trying to do but it's the blair witch effect years too late.. Quite spooky but awful lead actress and weak content left me very unimpresed..

Tense thriller, great idea, executed very slickly.. Watch it!

One of my top 10, maybe even top 5.. Brilliant, fucked up, original, amazing in everyway.. Some of the best acting u will ever see from all the lead characters.. You will watch this film again and again.. 10/10 for soundtrack also..

Where's ya fackin tool?" If u haven't seen it get it watched.. I always wonder how accurate this was too real life.. That's why I've always been a good boy.."

Manages to convey an incredible amount of tension and fear and finishes with an ending you wont forget..

I will find you and I will kill you" I've never heard those words said on screen in a more convincing and spine tingling way.. Hard as!!"

In my top 5 and my favourite foreign movie ever. It will make you laugh, cry, feel good and bad all at the same time.. You are NOT a true movie fan if u've never watched Amelie, spellbinding soundtrack and totally unique story.. Absolutely love it !!

Growing up with 2 sisters meant that I watched this film at least 30 times and yano what, I'd watch it again.. One of, if not THE best chick flick ever made.

Released the year I was born and I've seen it at least once every year since.. A lighthearted musical/comedy about american teens growing up and being stupid.. Good fun!!

Calling ALL A-listers.. All the biggest stars of the time come together for a heist extravaganza in Vegas.. Defo worth a watch with the g.f. notice the moist patch she leaves on the couch after seeing Clooney and Brad lookin f2f !!

Only watched it the other night, complete chaos, an assault on the senses which you've gotta see!!

I have bought this film no less than 4 times throughout my life. twice on VHS and twice on doovde so that shows how I feel about this movie.. Does what it says on the tin in a glorious way and it will remain dug in my top 5 "like an Alabama Tic". Just an awesome film with muscles, marines, chewing tobacco, minigun and prob the hardest alien species we'll ever see on screen!!

Just like Lock Stock, so many memorable quotes.. An all round super slick movie which can be enjoyed again and again..

Superb, epic, heart rendering film.. Every man wants to be as hard as Maximus, every man....

Everything about the film is amazing, right up until the end.. The ending of this film depressed me for weeks, maybe even a month after watching it.. When a film can do that, somebody got something right.

Ok, this movie is amazing but I cant help but think it could've been quite average without Christian Bale.. A movie which proves just how important casting is.. Be careful watching it with a bird, she may not appreciate the 'Dont just look at it, eat it' comment, although I most certainly did..

Liked it, liked it a lot.. Loads of Yankee macho bullshit but a good all rounder!! Now I'll be the first to admit, the thought of urban combat scares the shit outta me and all that this movie does is amplify that fear !! Big telly, full surround sound and you'll think you're in that humvee bein shot to shit from the rooftops.. Excellent camera work..

Jason Stathom made this movie, the perfect fucking lunatic!!

Gory, silly, cool as fuck!!

The scariest thing I have ever watched on telly, bar none.. Remember being babysitted by my nan and trying not to show how shit scared I really was..Excellent idea which could never reall be repeated now!!

Probably one of the best gangster films ever made... Dont forget to stir the sauce!""

"NIIIIIIIICE ONE BRUVVAAAAAA!!!! " Watch this film with a gang of your mates, maybe experiment with a few chemicals??? A classic movie for big laughs..

YES YES YES, you will you will you will!!! Amazing, totally takes you by surprise how good this movie is!!

Being a semi-trekkie I thought not only was it a superb blockbuster but also did its predecessors proud.