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A cast that would struggle to get in for an advert for wotsits...this is really bad..couldn't fucking wait for it to finish..the slut form hollyoakes is in it..says it all really.

Loved it..couldn't believe how good this was..one of the best films of 2010.

Dick in ass..dick in cunt..arse to mouth..cream pie...anal pie...double gape..spray gape..cum swapping...reverse sponk ...double shit bang..blood spray..fire in the hole...spunk evac.....not bad film this.

A load of men volunteer for an experiment ..they basically all go to an empty prison were they become the guards and the prisoners....far fetched ..if this did happen then it wouldn't end up like this...largely frustrating film.

John Travolta takes a train and its passengers hostage....ok in parts..let down by John Travolta and his stupid voice.

Didn't think id like this because I don't like hard woman..they don't fucking exist..i could batter every woman on this planet just ask my disabled wife...anyway..good story line and nice fight scenes ..thought Jolie was boss.

This film is trying to be like the masterpiece SEVEN but it falls short..some of the killings are nice and fucked up aDefoe looks old is this aswell... the ending is like having a tug and just when your about to fire your ma pops in year head...big let down.

The prince and some princess have to save the dagger capable of releasing the Sands of Time...ok in parts but ruined by Jake Gyllenhaal ...he looks like a toby jug full to the brim of steaming hot piss.

Enjoyed it and enjoyed the mindless violence the kid does...worth a watch.

Russell Crowe is robin hood and his accent is a fucking joke... the film is ok though... it does go an for a while but its worth a watch... Mark Strong is great again.

Stallone looks like a melted welly...he cant act either..bored the fuck out of me this.

There is not one part of this film that scared me..its about as scary as being attacked by Jedward.

This is great in blue ray..a proper film with amazing scenes...again spoiled by the voice of Madge Bishop sorry Christian Bale.

I am not the biggest fan of Gervais but this film was good..some funny shouts and a good ending..defo worth a watch.

The line has been crossed in the world of shite film making..what the fuck has happened to Andy Garcia Every film he is in lately is awful.

The entire production team and cast should be made to sign the sex offenders register for life because of this film.

Enjoyed this film..the grandma bit is fucking funny as fuck.

A New York nightclub manager tries to save his brother and father from Russian mafia hit men...Sounded good when I read about this but it was very basic...does anybody else fucking hate Joaquin Phoenix? He looks likes he been stuck on the Graviton in Alton towers for years the spread faced cunt.

Gayer than two gays gaying the fuck out of each other in a wendy house... I also fucking hate that fat faced rodent Drew Barrymore.

Alfred Hitchcock at his best in this thriller..a guy has a broken leg so all he does all day is look out the window and basically spy on his neighbours..he becomes convinced that his neighbour is up to no good..i wont spoil it but its well worth a watch.

Boss French film with subtitles ..there's a proper brutal knifing in it....lovely stuff.

Any film that shows a mans cock and balls being twatted and then spunking blood is a NO NO ...dont bother.

Do not watch this film if you have a history of self harm...its darker than Trevor Macdonalds shit...its a good film though.

Classic..one of them films that you can watch every time it comes on t.v.

Jennifer Aniston and Vincent Cassel are a pair of cunts in this film...tense all the way through...good film.

Far and away the most violent of the Rambo films...i fucking loved it.

You're best watching this with a fucking Jumper over your head..utter shite.

Some brutal scenes in this dirty gritty cop thriller...my type of film..the ending is wank though.

This film is not about somebody who collects dicks that would be horrible or would it?? anyway Not bad film this...Denzel is an ex cop who is crippled in bed and he is trying to solve some nasty murders by a serial killer...well worth a watch.

A writer fucks off to an old house so she can get back to writing again..weak storyline..shit acting..shit ending...shit.

They should rename this film Underworld: Rise of the remote control and press the fucking off button....enough said.

Brad Pitt is death and comes to take Anthony Hopkins away but he wants to spend some time with him first. Watched this again the other night and it just gets better..its a long one like but it doesnt get boring at all...sad in parts and funny aswell...Hopkins is amazing.

You want to kill the little girl so much with this flim...she scared the shit out me to be honest...watch this film and post reviews on here.

Not the best remake but worth a watch.

This film drags more than a smack head smoking a lambert...its really bad..a rip off to Harry Potter....dont fucking bother.

A psychiatrist discovers that all of one of her patient's multiple personalities are murder victims...i thought that ginger cunt from silence of the lambs was in this but it is some other ginger cunt..anyway...the film has scary parts and is quite tense in parts...was quite surprised with this and is defo worth a watch.

French with subtitles. A teachers wife is jailed for a murder she didn't commit and he is going to break the bitch out...solid film worth a watch...i fucking love French films.

I would rather journey into the centre of my fathers arse hole and rummage around with all the shit in there..it would be a lot more entertaining than this garbage.

I fuckin love you Gumbo...far and away the best football hooligan film ever made.

Truly amazing horror from John Carpenter...A team of Norwegian scientists find a space ship buried under ice in the north pole...but what they find fucks up there shit and the the Americans shit who are down the road..Kurt Russell (MacReady) is brilliant in it ...the scene were the fellas head turns into a spider is proper funny.

Solid cop thriller with Keanu Reeves ..he is a veteran LAPD cop who cant deal with the shitty things that are going on around him and other bent cops....proper sunday night film this.

I would rather go to a museum were they only displayed human shit and used jonnies.

Not a bad film this..some chemical shit gets in the water and fucks the whole town up..some good scary parts and the marines dont give a fuck...defo worth a watch.

Largely forgettable this about the war in Iraq and the hunt for WMDs..i wish they had found one in fact I wish they found ten and accidentally detonated them and levelled the shit hole.

Really good film from the 1990s.... The amazing Chris Walken gives Jimmy the saint (Andy Garcia) a job ..but it all goes tits up and they end up having a hit put on there heads....proper funny shouts form Walken.

Its a mess this film....it has all the elements to be really good but it lets you down..its 3 stories in one about 3 Brooklyn cops who all have different paths in life..its frustrating especially when you have paid to see it at the flicks....basic.

Loved this..One of the best films i have seen in ages..right up my street with the feel of the film and the music..a brilliant twist aswell..defo worth a watch.

You do not know were the virus came from and the film is so boring it just drags and drags..shite.

I hope the person that made this film ends up in a box ..6 feet under the jarg film making cunt.

A group of marines take over Alcatraz and threaten to fire missiles on America...Sean Connery (ex sas and in prsion) is the man to help get to Alcatraz and take them down..Some funny one liners and loads of action..the only let down is Nic Cage the fucking turtle headed cunt.

Do not watch this film it brings pain to every part of your body..it makes you want to go the kitchen and sharpen a knife and then stick it right in your fucking eye balls over and over and over.

Depressing in parts this film..its about an old fella (Michael Caine) who loses his wife and then his best mate is killed by a gang...So he takes revenge on the gang that did it..ok in parts but some of the smack head scenes are just to much...wont watch it again.

Utter shit acting... Utter shit story... Horrible cunts...

Boss film with loads of nice shootings..the scene with Bill Murray is fucking proper funny.

Id rather wrestle with Ian Huntley than go through this shite again..bored the fuck out of me.

Even when i am writing this and thinking about the film my arsehole is going from one pence to 50 pence, why?, because i am a shit bag when it comes to horrors..this film for me was that scary that if i watch it naked i would literally see the bits of shit coming out of my arse on there own (without even having to push).

So fucking fake this film its funny..some of the disaster footage is amazing but the whole film is just fucking pathetic..its worth watching just to buzz of it.

Clive Owen works for interpol and is trying to bring down a corrupt bank..good film and defo worth a watch the shootout in the museum is good.

Lots of errors in this film and sould have been well better, the original is much better.

been waiting to watch this for ages and its a good film ..Good action and a really nice stabbing scene at the start..Gerard Butler just goes mad and kills everyone.

Fuck me this film sucked more than an eggy road brass..acting awful and shit storyline..loads of young American wankers i hate..the ending even worse.

Not a bad little film this very similar to babel with the two part story line..Basically Charlize Theron has a troubled past and it catches up with her...i thought Kim Basinger was great in it.

Enjoyed this...this guy invents the intermittent windshield wiper and offers it to Ford but they rob his idea...defo worth a watch.

Really good french gangster flick..loads of violence and murders..cant wait to see part 2.

American shite...i know i know the CGIs is the dogs bollox but its to hard to get away from the bullshit story..crap.

I wont bother telling you the storyline because other reviews have done that...this was enjoyable and some nice gore and its quite tense....love the scene were the 3 of them twat that monster...good watch.

Fuck me...i would rather start shooting up the brown than go through this mess again..piss poor from the usually excellent Clive Owen.

Really really good film and with proper fucking twist...Defo worth a watch.

Thank for you for flying with UTTERWANK AIRWAYS can all Passengers please end there lives..this film is so shit its untrue..theres a plane crash and some counselor trys to help the survivors get back to normal...but theres a twist so shit that it makes you want to smash your house up..STAY AWAY.

Top film but couldnt watch it again as its far to sad..Poor John Coffey.

Top Top Top sci-fi at its best and it was made in the 70s...I think most people have seen this, i watched it again the other day and its still great.

Worth a watch but i cant stand films were Americans and Brits are playing Germans and speaking English... what the fuck.

If you can get past all the queer stuff in this film then its ok..Sean Penn is really good on this..worth a watch.

I have no problem with hooligan films, the firm was really good from years ago but this is shit the type of shit that stains your pan for fucking weeks ...turned off 30 minutes in.

Man finds loads of money and some sick cunt goes after him trying to get it back...Could watch this again and again..Great storyline and has an amazing feel to this film..Javier Bardem is one sick cunt in this and some of the killings are spot on.

Thought it would be better but still enjoyed it..thought Hopkins was boss and some of the killings were good..defo worth a watch.

Some girl is hunting a killer in the north pole....Should be called washout..bad acting.. awful script and your bored after ten minutes.

I love war films and this is a massive let down...its about as good as staring at a huyton lesuire locker for 2 hours...yawn yawn yawn yawn...just goes on and on and nothing happens..i hate the part were the punching each other..i like Americans but this film can change that...its that bad.

french with engilsh subtitles..Watched this last night and its fucking brilliant..A doctor and his wife go for a late night swim and she ends up dead...but who the fuck killed her ..i wont spoil anymore ..its tense and keeps you gripped..THIS IS A MUST WATCH FILM.

Very Very basic this..A couple go on there perfect honeymoon" and someone is killing people there...theres a big twist in this and its utter shite...been done a million times before...defo not worth a watch."

This lad robs a vampires pet spider and in the process it bites his best mate and hes in a coma...to get him out the coma he must become a half vampire...Another vampire film..another yawn and another low score...these films keep getting shitter and shitter.

Vintage Schwarzenegger...he has to rescue his daughter from an exiled dictator..watched this years ago and was well impressed..watching it now the acting truly is awful..but still gets a 5.

Amazing film...defo my favourite out of the teminators .was totally blown away when it first came out...still very watchable today and Schwarzenegger is amazing.

BIG let down this for me,Gibsons daughter is killed and he trys to find out who did it, thought Ray Winstone was crap and Gibson looks finished..edge lane cinema is also fucking shit i couldnt fucking hear anything..had to ask to turn the volume up TWICE..cunt of a night.

Id rather suck a 7 inch cock and swallow than go through this again, it just goes on and on and on and on...it doesnt even make sense..and i was late taking it back to Blockbuster and got a fine..CUNT.

This review is robbed from a certain website because its that good: Put it this way - your enjoyment of the film probably depends on your reaction to this one exchange of dialogue: Herbie : What you lookin at? Richard : You, you cunt! Loved it.

Oh my fucking god..i have just watched the worst film ever made..you will only like this film if your bent or a daft bint...the acting is fucking awful.

Id like to choke the cunt that made this film...seriously dont watch it..its fucking shit.

Ok film with Samual L Jackson.a couple move in nextdoor to Jackson and they soon reliase that there neighbour is a cunt who hates white people..i havnt hated a person in a film so much for quite some time..Hes one cunt..

Funny classic film with Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward, watched this years ago and it still makes me laugh.. The fella with the elephant gun is the best.... Dont bother with Temors 2 and 3, utter shite.

I like Bruce Willis but i didint like this ...Didnt enjoy it...no depth to the film..couldnt wait for it to finish..

Good fim. Pure Tarantino throughout... The scene were they shoot the bird at the end is brilliant.

Watched this on the advice of others and i liked it...has a really good feel to the film and great acting.. The end is amazin.

The very end really pissed me off in this film...Theres some good bits and some scary shit aswell..the thing at the end is fucking horrible and the bath scene is good...its ok like overall.

Fuck me right up the foul pipe... This was amazin in 3D... I was watchin it thinkin this is the future of films... People were ducking in the cimema... Really good film.

Funny as fuck... Cunt cunt cunt cunt.

This film is utter fucking shit, the whole plot is fucked and the acting laughable..i would prefer to watch surveillance of a toilet with people shitting in and pissing.

Very very violent from the start and a top film, i to was surprised with this one...i brought this from tesco for Ł3 what a bargain.

Classic film this from years ago.

This is a fucking classic film from the sixties...outnumbered by thousands and thousands of Zulu and see what happens...True British grit and steel displayed here.

Not bad little thriller this with Christopher Walken ..good storyline and some funny shouts..your babys gravy"..worth a watch like."

Amazing film..one of the most powerful and moving films i have ever seen, the bit were they play Russian Roulette was horrible..fuck me .

Brilliant Film with Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx..really good story line and your never bored.

This is a cracking thriller with one of my favourite actors Chris Cooper, its about a the biggest security breach ever in America..a true story apparently...some heart racing moments in this film.

Funny as fuck this film, was really big in America aswell.

Brilliant from start to finish, shit load of China.""

When the transformers were trying to be quiet so they didnt wake his mum and dad..FUCK OFF.....im upping my score because of the CGI, Willo was correct in his review.

The king of all christmas films ??????...always seems to be on at crimbo..its got some funny parts in this aswell...good film.

They kill a brass and things go pear shaped, some nice lines and worth a watch but it does get a bit daft near the end and tends to drag on a bit.

Watched this last night on Sky anytime and it was ok..im not the greatest fan of Jim Carey but it was just about bearable..more of a birds film this in my opinion.

I liked this and have watched this a few times, boss storyline and kept the pace goin all through the film..some nice violence aswell.

The true horror of the nazis is shown here with Daniel Craig leading a large group of fleeing Polish Jews, they hide in the Belarussian forests, theres some nice shit in this film, although it drags a little bit in the middle..defo worth a watch though.

This film is like a really bad wank ...tug tug sploff shite.

The harsh reality of the Vitenam war, i love Vietnam war films and this is right up there...Tom Berenger is one cunt though.

Funny as fuck film with my one of favourite actors Seth Rogen as Zack, the first scene in the coffee shop is hilarious.

A lot of people told me to watch this and i must admit i was disappointed with it, some parts were good but the comedy to me was basic, no way near as good as superbad and the likes, a bit of a let down this one.

This film is about how Bruce Wayne becomes batman, watched this last week and was well impressed, i cant believe i didnt even know it had come out, if i had watched this first then the Dark Knight i would of enjoyed it more...really good film though.

Enjoyed this film, never been in to comic books but thought id give this a go and was quite impressed, you even get to see a blue dick innit.

I Like Gene Hackman so i though id give this a go, wish i hadnt even bothered..basic.

David Blunket would hate this film if he could fucking see...utter fucking shite...cant believe its liked on IMDB.

I loved it..thought it was just amazing and have watched it about 5 times..The noise they nake when they appear from the ground is haunting...i loved everything about this film.

Jack Nicholson is brilliant in this Stanley Kubrick masterpiece...theres still traces of shit in my kecks from this film and i watched it several years ago.

Ledger is amazing the story is great and the action is great..the only problem is Batmans voice who sounds like Madge Bishop gargling sponk.

Couldnt sleep for a month without the light on after watching this....nuff said.

Went the pictures twice to see this because its that good.

Some of the shit that happens in this film is fucked up... Thank fuck I dont live in the jungle.

I have to give this a 10 because its amazing, De Niro and Pacino are amazing the story is amazing, the scene were they are leaving the bank and the police and the bad guys are shooting at each other is so real and the sound of the guns firing is so real..a true classic.

Larry Fishbourne goes undercover in this classic action crime thriller, really dark and moody film..defo worth a watch with the lads.

Ray Winstone is a cunt in this film, set in the shithole that is the east end of London......pulls no punches.

based a true story which is fucking horrible..anyway ok film thought Joile was really good.

Turned off after ten minutes..couldnt fucking stand it.....watched this again and was on the floor laughing at some parts...watch the physic part.

My mate was the boom operator on this short film by the very very funny Chris morris (brass eye) , its very strange but really funny, well worth a watch.

Classic eastwood western from the seventies, I fucking love Clint Eastwood all his western films are great..sunday afternoons are made for them.

Jodie Foster and her daughter are trapped in there own panic room when 3 robbers break in after something..Ok film...Nice story and some nice violence.

Im a shit bag when it comes to scary films and this fucked me up... Everytime I stay in a hotel I think of this fucking film... The scene were he looks out the window and sees himself ruined me... Defo worth a watch with a big shiv.

What a heap of fucking mong shit this is... I wish id had a premonition not to fucking watch it.

Begbie (Robert Carlyle) makes this film for me, I told you to bring the cards ya doss cunt.""

Cult classic and fucking hillarious a must see... of course hes the fucking farmer.""

You have watched footy all day and now its "her turn" to watch something, two words DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

Proper funny film with Seth (Jonah Hill) and my favourite Fogell (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), they basically try and get booze for a party and all gets fucked up..McLovin in the fucking house.""

Clooney is outstanding in this legal thriller , a boss film to watch sunday afternoon and its pissin down outside.

This is my favourite gangster film, my favourite Christopher Walken film and proberly my favourite film of all time..Frank White gets out of nick and plans to take over New York..big mention to Larry Fishbourne aswell ..it doesnt get better than this boys and girls...schooly d does the soundtrack and its old school hip hop at its best.

Superb film..Bill Murray at his fucking best..classic.

A little girl is killed by an L.A gang member..i wont spoil it but you see her gettin taken the fuck out...anyway the dad then kills the gang member and hides in a police station..its brutal and its scary..much better than the 2005 version they did..well worth a watch.

See my review on the 1976 original..this is basic compared.

Get the fuck of my obstacle private Pile".....This vietnam film has some of the best one liners ever..the bit were there hunting the sniper was actually filmed in London."

This is film is about ME in a few years time because I have had enough of the cunts in this world... Just fucking watch it.

Christian Bale has to take outlaw Russell Crowe to a prison, but getting him to the train isnt easy..this film is good and theres some nice violence in there.

HEY YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i think we have all seen it ...cult classic and something to watch at christmas..good film.

Dont normally like Will Ferrell but this film has some really funny shouts and the ending is quite nice..well worth a watch.

Dark and bloody and fucked up.

Top draw Vietnam film, Martin Sheen is sent to assassinate Kurtz (Marlon Brando) as he has basically lost the plot and is living in some fucked up village were he is seen as god..great film.

One of the best war movies ive seen, Tom hanks and his outfit are sent out to find Ryan whos brothers have all died in the war, parts of the film are so fucking real and graphic and its quite moving, the scene were the German stabs the yank is horrible.

This film is dark and moody, I love the fact it's always raining and miserable and the ending is amazing, has to be in my top 3 ever.

The film we all watched when we were kids, it's rude it's racist and it's fucking brilliant, and one of the best sayings in a movie, just after he's been bummed in the greenhouse the warden walks over, looks at him on the floor and says "on ya feet lad, on ya feet" hahahaahah.

The sound track to this film alone deserves a ten out of ten. The film sucks you in from start to finish and William Petersen is amazing, a must watch.

Fuck off.

Well well well..Is this the greatest film of all time? I think it might be.. I fucking love this film .. It makes me feel good everytime I watch it and I've watched it over 20 times… The storyline is quality and the ending better.

Liam Neeson is fucking harder than my cock when I see a school bus, he twats everyone and comes out shining, amazing film… Defo in my top 3 films I saw this year.

I remember thinking what the fuck is happening here.. really really scary.

Too american for me this film.. also based on a true story.

Another Sam Raimi classic. My top film of the year, its funny as fuck , I'd say as good Army of darkness.

Basically Ash (Bruce Campbell) gets sent back in time and kicks zombie arse.. Funny as fuck and some classic oneliners.

Theres a rape scene in this film which is really bad..you have been warned!!!!

Good film and some really violent scenes, based on a true story and the scene were the couple are knifed is great.

Really funny film, I think Robert Downey Jr who plays the black guy is so funny and looks so real. Two scenes which in view made the fim are as follows, the scene were Tom Cruise goes mad on the phone to the terrorists, and where Jack Black is tied to the tree and offers to suck his mates cock if he unties him hahaha really funny.

I reckon I know nearly all the words to this film, has been in my top 5 films of all time for years.