Zero Dark Thirty (2012) - 7/10
This is about the USA vs Bin Laden, which is the greatest rivalry since IBM v Apple, erm, I mean Microsoft v Apple. Wait, no, Microsoft v Google? Oh fuck it, you know what I mean. This would have been much more interesting had the media not totally spoiled the ending for me. Maybe next time they'll consider the enjoyment of future film-goers before announcing these huge news stories to the world. It's not the first time either, they did the exact same thing with Titanic, the pricks.