Captain Phillips (2013) - 6/10
This is about how Tom Hanks, after enjoying being cast away for all those years, returned to the sea as the captain of a ship which gets attacked by some Somali bastards. Well I assume that's the idea; I spent the first 15 minutes of the film consumed by a rage having had to watch another fucking Kevin Bacon EE advert so I couldn't concentrate. I really can't stand that twat... Anyway, it was good, if a little predictable. And there's no sign of Wilson, which is a shame.