Seven Psychopaths (2012) - 6/10
Like all relationships, this started well but went a bit shit. You know how it is, one minute she's amazing; she always looks her best, she tries hard with your friends and you're getting head left, right and centre. Next thing you know she's a fucking bitch and wouldn't for a second put your dick anywhere near her face. Well, it's a bit like that, except with more Colin Farrell.