The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) - 4/10
Just your standard brain dead action film with loads of overpaid stars trying to be amusing whilst kicking the absolute shit out of super-hard foes with ease. Often these sort of films just end up being cheese-on-toast shite produced for an idiot population and this is no different. Don't know why I ever get my hopes up. I turned it off around half-way through. Salma Hayek would still be very welcome to spend the night with my dick, though.