The Irishman (2019) - 5/10
I put this on nice and early because I knew it was on a while. After a while, I paused it for a piss, then, a little while later, I paused it again to make a brew. A bit later I paused it a third time to get some food. Then, half an hour after I'd eaten I fell asleep watching it and when I woke up it was still on, so I paused it for another piss. When I turned it back on, there was still an hour left. I'm not joking. It's on for-fucking-ever. Yet it still feels rushed and all over the place.