Parasite (2019) - 7/10
What a wild ride. This is not at all what I expected. Them Koreans sure are some crazy ass motherfuckers. I expected some mad zombie film whereby some mad parasite gets all up in people's brains but alas I was mistaken. That, however, is why you should absolutely avoid trailers and other possible spoilers at all costs. The second I decide I want to see a film, I do everything I can not to see or hear anything about it because films are so easily spoiled nowadays. Anyway, thanks for coming to my TED talk.