The Volcano: Rescue from Whakaari (2022) - 6/10
We've all heard of the saying that if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back into you, but have you heard of the one where if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss might just fuck up your shit? This is about the time some tourists went to see an active volcano and it had the downright cheek to erupt whilst they were on it. And - get this - they had the nerve to sound disappointed afterwards?! I mean come on! You wanted to see the power of nature, didn't you? And you got it, full fucking throttle and down your throat. So what's the problem, you fucking fat prick. Oh right, the third degree burns and the dead relatives. Yeah, right. I sort of get it now.