Traffic (2000) - 5/10
This is a film about the war on drugs in America. It's very slow and only gets away with it because of its stellar cast. It's the film equivalent of that ex-girlfriend you used to have that thought her good looks meant she didn't have to put any effort in in the bedroom. It's a dead fish wearing a frown and a pouted lip lying in the missionary position and hoping you just get it over with ASAP.