Bangkok Dangerous (2008) - 3/10
Bangkok is built on clay rather than good, old solid rock, so every time a building gets erected, or another bunch of fat, loud, wandering Americans decide to visit, it actually sinks. I'm not kidding; it genuinely sinks. A similar thing is happening to Nicholas Cage's career, as he keeps making these really bad films. He used to be well respected, but now his standing in Hollywood is, like his hairline, receeding at a fair pace.