The Ministers (2009) - 2/10
A few years ago I tried to learn to play the guitar, so that, like Bon Jovi said, I could 'pick up all the chicks and be rock n roll star'. I spent a few days fumbling around with it and realised I was shit, and ultimately gave up. Now, that's what you do when you're shit at something; you give up. I think whoever came up with this storyline should give up writing, because they're shit at it. In fact, everything about this film is shit, I had to turn it off eventually.