Sorority Row (2009) - 4/10
One of those films you put on knowing it'll be shit. It's about as realistic as a Dan Brown history lesson, but that's OK, because there's going to be some pretty good tail in it, and to be fair, the tail in this is decent. We've all seen scores of these teeny horrors before, so don't expect anything new. Disengage the brain, sit back and enjoy another group of wannabes, who will almost certainly never be in another film again, showing off some skin and getting did.