Miami Vice (2006) - 4/10
If only Don Johnson were still alive today, he would give everyone associated with this a backhand smash to the face for bringing his baby into disrepute. He would ju... What's that? Don Johnson isn't dead? Oh right. Well shit, where's he been all this time then? He needs to man up and tell everyone how pissed off he is that the good name of Miami Vice has been tarnished.