Chloe (2009) - 4/10
I was seeing this girl a while ago, and for some reason she used to make up stories about me and tell her friends whilst I'm stood right there. I had to nod and smile like a total and utter prat. Mike this, Mike that. "Mike used to live in France", "Mike doesn't ever wear green", "Mike hasn't got a massive cock". Nothing but fiction, pure and simple. And that's women for you. They make shit up to sound interesting. And not only do they lie, but they're untrustworthy, too, and that's what this film is about.