The Waterboy (1998) - 2/10
Apparently some people think Adam Sandler is hilarious. Well, I'm afraid I disagree. I don't think he could locate my funny bone with a Sherpa and a detailed map. I can't remember a single time I laughed at his antics. His moron comedy just pisses me off. What's that? You find him funny? Well, I might be in the minority, but I don't care. In fact, fuck Adam Sandler and, more importantly, fuck you.