The Bourne Identity (2002) - 6/10
Some guy wakes up wondering who he is, where he is, and - most importantly - why he's surrounded by sailors. He quickly checks he's not been bum raped before setting about discovering as much as he can about himself. We've all got things that we'd like to forget, so a bit of amnesia maybe isn't such a bad thing. Like this girl that once, err, did this... Err, thing, that like, totally fucked up my shit. I can't remember it now, but yeah, I'd like to forget that.