Captivity (2007) - 5/10
It was during the 11th viewing of The Girl Next Door when I decided that I was going to marry Elisha Cuthbert. I thought why not? If Seal can bag Heidi Klum, then I think I've got a chance with Elisha. I went to see this film at the cinema whilst still deeply in lust with her, so before I even got to my chair I had an erection. Unfortunately, the film wasn't great, and even my darling Elisha couldn't fix that.