Vanishing On 7th Street (2010) - 3/10
To quote Dr Gillian McKeith, "Yes, this is an uninteresting piece of shit." The idea behind it is that people who watch films are fucking idiots. No, sorry, that's just what the people who made it think. The actual idea is that shadows start eating people whilst making total non-spooky whispering sounds. Imagine the shittest ever episode of Lost; well this is worse than that.