Cast Away (2000) - 6/10
You know what? Fuck this film and fuck Tom hanks. You know why? Because what's in the FedEx box, Tom? Seriously. I can't believe you don't get to see what is in that fucking box. Actually, I know what's in the box. A huge slice of corporate-sponsored, product-placed, Fuck You flavoured pie. And even though you didn't get to see it, they still managed to feed you every last crumb of it.