Red Riding Hood (2011) - 3/10
When I was a kid my mother used to tell, "Be careful what you do, don't go around breaking young girls hearts." Err, no, no, that's not right. She used to tell me not to eat so fast, because it'd make me throw up. Well this film is a bit like that. Hollywood has eaten up, far too quickly, a classic tale with a side of Tinseltown fuckbaggery and sprinkled it all with pellets of the worst kind of shit, and has thrown up this half-digsted, vile gunk. I have no fucking idea why I watch these films. Really, I don't.