Tree Of Life (2011) - 3/10
This is all about the meaning of life and how God can be a total prick at times, if you believe in all that shit. Which, of course, I don't, because it's a load of shit. Didn't I just say that? Come on, keep up. It's like a church trailer and a David Attenborough wildlife documentary rolled into one. If you plan on watching it, get yourself tanked up on Ayahuasca first, then you might enjoy it. I think they expect everyone to come out of watching this with all sorts of questions about life and our role in everything. The only question I was asking once I turned it off was, What the fuck did I just watch?""