Brighton Rock (2011) - 5/10
I was looking forward to watching this film so much, because of the solid British cast, that, before putting it on, I wrapped myself in my Union Jack duvet cover, made myself some Early Grey, queued for the bathroom and then complained about the weather. Unfortunately it was a little disappointing. And you know what us Brits are like, with our stiff upper lips; we may say 'a little' but we mean 'very much so, dear boy'.