Tyrannosaur (2012) - 7/10
Just like the English weather, this is fucking grim. And in this instance, I think we've even managed to out-'What the fuck' the Japanese. Your girlfriend will hate this, so put it on one night when she's pissed off to bed. You probably weren't going to get sex anyway, so why not stay up and depress yourself with a bleak stereotype of middle England? That way you could even cry and no-one would be around to see.