Karate Kid (2010) - 4/10
Now this is a story all about how, this little kids life got flipped-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute to just sit right here, and tell you how he became ace at karate in a town called Beijing... Yeah, that's right. I Fresh Prince'd the shit out of this review. Why? Because Will Smith's kid is in it, obviously, proving that Will Smith doesn't get all the black roles, despite what Cuba Gooding Jnr says. The original, as you'd expect, pisses all over this. And it's actually kung fu.