Piranha 3DD (2012) - 3/10
I'd rather be locked in a small room with an entire swarm of pissed off tarantula hawks than have to watch this film again. No, I didn't make that up. There are things on this planet called tarantula hawks. They are massive wasps that eat tarantulas for breakfast and have, according to Science, the second most painful bite in the world. And they hate your stupid fucking face nearly as much as I hate this film. So watch your back. I would have gave it less, but it's got tits aplenty.