Haywire (2011) - 3/10
Another film about some so-called hard woman going round kicking arse. I don't care if she was knows MMA and competed in UFC, she still wouldn't be willing to get the Christmas decorations out the loft, would she? Partly because of the spiders and partly because I want a sandwich, and that isn't going to make itself, is it? Loads of big names in this too, all waving their dicks around trying to out-cameo each other. The dick'eads.