Silent House (2011) - 3/10
This film is about as enjoyable as being chained up to 11 emaciated, malaria-ridden criminals in a outrageously overcrowded prison in Chad being suspiciously eyed by your fellow sexually-frustrated inmates and the trigger happy guards. Seriously though, there is more going on in Steven Hawking's sex life than in this film. I swear, my friends and I could make a better horror movie than this, and I don't even have any friends. It does try doing subtle horror, which I prefer, they just do an awful job of it.