Choke (2008) - 2/10
I yawned so much during this film that I nearly got a temporomandibular dislocation, which is just a posh way of saying I nearly fucked up my face, permanently. It was a bit like that scene from Mirrors, you know the one, where she rips her own fucking face apart? Except with less tearing and blood, but more motivation. What I'm saying is that this film is boring.
Choke (2008) - 1/10
Id like to choke the cunt that made this film...seriously dont watch it..its fucking shit.